It pains me to report that Hellboy is not the comic-book movie to end all comic-book movies. It pains me so because I am always rooting for director/writer Guillermo del Toro, the Mexican horror auteur whose passion for his craft drips from each frame like ectoplasm (I defy anyone to watch the infectiously passionate del Toro on the Blade 2 DVD without entertaining the notion of dropping everything to go and work as a gofer for the man). Up until this point, del Toro's small, independent efforts (Cronos, The Devil's Backbone) were much superior to his forays into Hollywood (Mimic, Blade 2). It seemed that Mike Mignola's clever, moody Hellboy comic, with its blend of noir and pulp horror aesthetics, might just be the ideal source material to lift Toro up to the level of Peter Jackson, another genre fanboy who won critical and commercial acclaim with a passionate adaptation of source material near and dear to his heart. Alas, Hellboy is not that movie. It is, however, a thoroughly entertaining superhero romp with much more heart than most of the recent spate of comic book adaptations.
The story (and if you haven't seen Mignola's book, you should check it out post-haste): in the waning days of the WWII European Theater, Hitler assembled a cadre of black arts practitioners including the very hard to kill Grygori Rasputin (Karel Roden), his lover Ilsa (Biddy Hodson), and Karl Kroenen, a sinister assassin whose surgical modification fetish has left him a mutilated husk that runs on some sort of bizarre clockworks. This group plots to reverse the course of the war by opening a portal into another dimension and unleashing the Seven Gods of Chaos, creatures that hold the power to lay waste to the planet. Fortunately for the good guys, FDR had the presence of mind to create a bureau dedicated to counteracting Hitler's fiendish occult dabblings, led by the young Professor Trevor Bruttenholm (played as older man by John Hurt). Bruttenholm, wise to the Nazis' plan, leads a group of American GIs to the remote Scottish island where the portal is to be opened. The Allies carry the day and close the portal. However, something escapes from the other side: a demon baby, as it turns out, bright red, horned, and with a massive stone right hand. Dubbed Hellboy, the creature grows up in a secret government base and is trained to fight on our side. Fast forward sixty years (Hellboy ages much more slowly than humans), and we find Hellboy in the employ of the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, which operates under the aegis of the FBI but is, of course, publicly disavowed. FBI director Tom Manning (Jeffrey Tambor) is tired of covering up for the exploits of what he considers to be nothing more than a freak show, and is looking to shut the BPRD down. Bruttenholm, meanwhile, is dying of cancer, and selects young FBI agent John Myers (Rupert Evans) as his replacement to be responsible for his "son." Myers accepts the assignment and quickly meets Big Red, along with Abe Sapien (Doug Jones, voice by David Hyde-Pierce), an intelligent and clairvoyant fish-man; and Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), a pyrokinetic young woman who, as the action begins, has checked herself into an asylum because she has trouble controlling her powers. We learn that Hellboy is in love with Liz, and that he resents Myers' interloping on his turf (Myers quickly develops a crush on the moody and enigmatic Sherman). Meanwhile, Ilsa and Kroenen have managed to bring Rasputin back from the alternate dimension and are up to their old mischief.
The film is worth watching if only for the performance of Ron Perlman as Hellboy. Long known to genre fans (and a favorite of directors such as del Toro and Phillippe Jeunet), Perlman brings just the right amount of crustiness to the wisecracking demon. Lifting enormous weights, chomping on a cigar butt, or whomping monster ass, Perlman is never less than absolutely convincing as a supernatural hero of immense strength and few well-chosen words. What sets Hellboy apart from other muscle bound superheroes (and Perlman apart from, say, Vin Diesel, who the studio originally wanted for the part), is his emotional vulnerability. He'll take time out of a battle to save a kitten, and each morning files his horns down to nubs in a futile attempt to appear "more normal." Despite 60 years on our planet, Hellboy is still a teenager, emotionally speaking, with all of the attendant self doubts and foibles. He's a guy who is most comfortable beating the crap out of some horrible tentacled beast but clams up when he tries to express his feelings to Liz--no doubt many in the audience will sympathize with Red (as he's known to the team members) and his plight. That Perlman can express all this while completely covered in makeup and Rick Baker-designed latex appliances is a great credit to his abilities as an actor. In this special effects extravaganza, the best scene is one in which Hellboy, spying on Liz and Myers from a rooftop, receives dating advice (and cookies) from a preadolescent child.
The film falters most when del Toro emulates the formula of the contemporary blockbuster, which races from one action setpiece to the next. There's a cracking good battle in the middle of the film between Hellboy and a "resurrection demon" named Sammael that takes place throughout the New York subway system which successfully conveys the titanic-scale monster-bashing of Mignola's comic book work. However, the fight goes on so long that the audience's energy is sapped; the battle at the end of the movie between Hellboy and a gigantic Lovecraftian tentacle-thing seems anticlimactic as a result. The film's "human" villains are disappointing; Roden gives Rasputin a calm resolve when he should be a scenery-chewing madman; he is trying, after all, to bring about the end of the world-hardly the pursuit of a sane fellow. The film doesn't give us enough insight into Rasputin's plan, either. For much of the film, we simply know he's up to something-but he's not given any onscreen time to flesh out his plot or his character. Kroenen is suitably creepy and sinister, but he's just a henchman and doesn't have a lot to work with besides killing people and looking sinister. The great Jeffrey Tambor is wasted in a cliched "bureaucratic authority figure" role.
There are other errors in logic that stem, I think, from Sony's insistence that the film be trimmed to under two hours (my fingers are crossed for a "director's cut" DVD which will verify this assumption). At one point the bad guys have put a plan into motion to draw Hellboy to their lair, yet Kroenen is surprised by their arrival. Most inexplicably, a scene where Hellboy and Liz vanquish a roomful of Sammaels cuts directly to a scene where Hellboy's trapped in a set of magical stocks and Liz is laid out upon an altar. In the comic book vernacular: "Wha?!!?"
Other difficulties may stem from the expectations, bolstered by Sony's marketing campaign, that this film is a big-budget, mindblowing FX bonanza. Uninitiated audiences may be disappointed by the lack of rollercoaster thrills and the concentration on relationships and the HB/Liz love story. None of these problems will detract from a fanboy's delight the first time Perlman growls Hellboy's signature "Aww, crap!" Or at the appearance of a prop Hellboy comic cover drawn in the style of Jack Kirby. Or at the cameo by the reanimated corpse from Mignola's short story "The Body." No, del Toro has made sure to include plenty of goodness for those already on board with Hellboy. The big question is whether he's made a movie that will appeal to the popcorn-munching masses. Though opening-weekend grosses were hurt a bit by the move of The Rock's Walking Tall remake, there's a good chance that positive word of mouth will push the numbers up to bona fide blockbuster totals. With a budget of just $60 million (and looking onscreen like every bit of twice that), prospects are good for a sequel. At that point, it will be fair to ask whether del Toro has, like Sam Raimi did with Spider-Man, evolved from a good genre director into a great storyteller that works in a particular genre. For now, I'm almost hoping that Dreamworks delays del Toro's big-budget Lovecraft adaptation At the Mountains of Madness so that he'll make another independent production in Spain--a script he's written called Pan's Labyrinth.
4 "Big Damn Guns" out of a possible 5.
Posted by alangton
at 5:15 PM MDT